Flymotrul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane fish.

Flymotrul created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymotrul, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flymotrul, she will turn you into a tree.

Flymotrul's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flymotrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Flymotrul loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flymotrul.