Godwegvad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful turtle.

Godwegvad created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godwegvad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godwegvad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Godwegvad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Godwegvad's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing shorts.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Never talk about fire.