Hancadgup is a god.

He takes the form of a small, grumpy jackal.

Hancadgup created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancadgup, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hancadgup, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hancadgup's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hancadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near foxes.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Never cross mountains at dawn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing pink ear rings and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.