Dundoghom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, thoughtless raccoon.

Dundoghom created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Dundoghom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dundoghom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dundoghom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dundoghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never stain your head with white.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Dundoghom first in all things.