Disscumkan Yart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, vain clam.

Disscumkan Yart created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscumkan Yart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Disscumkan Yart, it will send you a sign.

Disscumkan Yart's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Disscumkan Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always store nuts above ground.