Rulltangem is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Rulltangem created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltangem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulltangem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rulltangem's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rulltangem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Never gather nine voles in one place.

3. Put Rulltangem first in all things.

4. Never sing near goats.

5. Do not consume limes at dawn.