Negkikgeb Vabtimmad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy fly.

Negkikgeb Vabtimmad created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Negkikgeb Vabtimmad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negkikgeb Vabtimmad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Negkikgeb Vabtimmad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Negkikgeb Vabtimmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

4. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.