Begvenlegmot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful skunk.

Begvenlegmot created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begvenlegmot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Begvenlegmot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Begvenlegmot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Begvenlegmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never wear black jumpers on sacred days.