Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, amazing seal.

Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Always help cats.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stanstraghivhatflispakpopdit.