Guplatsand is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, amazing pigeon.

Guplatsand created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Guplatsand, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Guplatsand, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Guplatsand's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Guplatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.