Mobsisman is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable centaur.

Mobsisman created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsisman, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobsisman, he will turn you into a mole.

Mobsisman's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mobsisman's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mobsisman.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.