Lagliglik is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid newt.

Lagliglik created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagliglik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lagliglik, he will curse you with boils.

Lagliglik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lagliglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never prepare turnips during summer.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing orange boots and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

5. Lagliglik loves badgers, so they must be honoured.