Sandhunsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous gerbil.

Sandhunsat created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhunsat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandhunsat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sandhunsat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sandhunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not sit in public.