Rawsandyam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring mole.

Rawsandyam created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Rawsandyam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawsandyam, it will remove you from existence.

Rawsandyam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rawsandyam's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rawsandyam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never stain your head with pink.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Rawsandyam loves foxes, so they must be honoured.