Jadyattgem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent troll.

Jadyattgem created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadyattgem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadyattgem, it will turn you into a plant.

Jadyattgem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jadyattgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not take Jadyattgem's name in vain.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Jadyattgem on top of important buildings.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.