Bessquag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent donkey.

Bessquag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessquag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bessquag, it will manifest in front of you.

Bessquag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bessquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.