Fossflambifwad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm wombat.

Fossflambifwad created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fossflambifwad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fossflambifwad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fossflambifwad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fossflambifwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with otters.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.