Viggutcusskap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless human.

Viggutcusskap created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggutcusskap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Viggutcusskap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Viggutcusskap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Viggutcusskap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after monkeys.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not gather at wells at dawn.