Sinxennel is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic wasp.

Sinxennel created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinxennel, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sinxennel, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sinxennel's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sinxennel's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare beans during winter.

2. Never record names.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help nematodes.