Bemtun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, wise lion.

Bemtun created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bemtun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bemtun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bemtun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bemtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion tools from iron.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.