Yamfobcip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, wise hare.

Yamfobcip created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Yamfobcip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yamfobcip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Yamfobcip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yamfobcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never stain your arms with magenta.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.