Tenguttail is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish dryad.

Tenguttail created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenguttail, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tenguttail, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tenguttail's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tenguttail's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green coats on sacred days.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not take Tenguttail's name in vain.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.