Higbodfub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful skunk.

Higbodfub created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higbodfub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Higbodfub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Higbodfub's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Higbodfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Higbodfub's name in vain.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Worship no other gods but Higbodfub.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.