Higlisttal is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful yak.

Higlisttal created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higlisttal, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higlisttal, it will turn you into a rat.

Higlisttal's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Higlisttal's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Run away from white gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Higlisttal.