Rotnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, happy clam.

Rotnak created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Rotnak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotnak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rotnak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rotnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not wear boots marked with white.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing scarves.