Xucksab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak gnu.

Xucksab created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucksab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xucksab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xucksab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xucksab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Always share corn with strangers, but never with voles.

4. Never mark doors with gray.

5. Hide if five goats approach from the north.