Shavwitwip Kapdotquart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous shark.

Shavwitwip Kapdotquart created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavwitwip Kapdotquart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavwitwip Kapdotquart, it will refuse to believe in you.

Shavwitwip Kapdotquart's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Shavwitwip Kapdotquart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if three great tits approach from the east.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.