Rutmatcip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish dryad.

Rutmatcip created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutmatcip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutmatcip, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rutmatcip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rutmatcip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six foxes approach from the west.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Rutmatcip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always act with humility.