Rawpinbam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless wolf.

Rawpinbam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawpinbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawpinbam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rawpinbam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rawpinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Rawpinbam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Always obey Rawpinbam's priests.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.