Nanjengem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured faun.

Nanjengem created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Nanjengem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nanjengem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nanjengem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nanjengem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not name children after foxes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never stain your neck with purple.