Bomrak Wottamdub Nellabhan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless bat.

Bomrak Wottamdub Nellabhan created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bomrak Wottamdub Nellabhan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bomrak Wottamdub Nellabhan, it will cry a lot.

Bomrak Wottamdub Nellabhan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bomrak Wottamdub Nellabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing kilts.

2. Never wear yellow coats.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Never feed limes to shrews while wearing purple hats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.