Fodpigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous centipede.

Fodpigceb created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodpigceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodpigceb, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodpigceb's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fodpigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.