Kin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil dog.

Kin created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during winter.

2. Do not place garlic upon stone.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Pray only in firelight.