Vadtunvig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet rat.

Vadtunvig created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Vadtunvig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vadtunvig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vadtunvig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vadtunvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always help bats.