Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent butterfly.

Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart's Holy Commandments

1. Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart five times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betgumbem Nulhatzedcid Zanjopyart.