Nanvab Ditragfligwod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable dolphin.

Nanvab Ditragfligwod created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanvab Ditragfligwod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nanvab Ditragfligwod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nanvab Ditragfligwod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nanvab Ditragfligwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. You must love Nanvab Ditragfligwod.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.