Mipyattnell is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil skunk.

Mipyattnell created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipyattnell, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mipyattnell, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mipyattnell's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mipyattnell's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mipyattnell.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Never stain your arms with black.