Biglapponvonksugmidcimved is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, able hedgehog.

Biglapponvonksugmidcimved created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Biglapponvonksugmidcimved, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Biglapponvonksugmidcimved, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Biglapponvonksugmidcimved's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Biglapponvonksugmidcimved's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never leap in the presence of elders.