Linnanfotbarncatbifzan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking manatee.

Linnanfotbarncatbifzan created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Linnanfotbarncatbifzan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Linnanfotbarncatbifzan, she will turn you into a worm.

Linnanfotbarncatbifzan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Linnanfotbarncatbifzan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Linnanfotbarncatbifzan on top of important buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.