Sakvidvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciless dog.

Sakvidvog created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakvidvog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sakvidvog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sakvidvog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sakvidvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Never remain bowed at dusk.

5. Do not cook food in pots.