Cunwadlid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty lobster.

Cunwadlid created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunwadlid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunwadlid, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cunwadlid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cunwadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sharks in need.