Fetwabbanveg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing dog.

Fetwabbanveg created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetwabbanveg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fetwabbanveg, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fetwabbanveg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fetwabbanveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Do not wear stockings marked with purple.

3. Never mix strawberries with ash.

4. Never cross mountains at dusk.

5. Always maintain patience during holy days.