Fomyoklap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient centipede.

Fomyoklap created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomyoklap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomyoklap, it will strike you with lightening.

Fomyoklap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fomyoklap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face yellow.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.