Rullvidmap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever dolphin.

Rullvidmap created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvidmap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rullvidmap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rullvidmap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rullvidmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never remain bowed at midnight.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.