Dibxenzed is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic octopus.

Dibxenzed created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibxenzed, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibxenzed, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dibxenzed's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dibxenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never travel toward the north during winter.

3. Never mix grapes with water.

4. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.