Kiklithot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless snake.

Kiklithot created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiklithot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kiklithot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kiklithot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kiklithot's Holy Commandments

1. Kiklithot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.