Cusslimsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured goblin.

Cusslimsis created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslimsis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cusslimsis, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cusslimsis' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cusslimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Cusslimsis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Never bounce near mice.

5. Never write about asteroids.