Queegarfbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet centipede.

Queegarfbid created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegarfbid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegarfbid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Queegarfbid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Queegarfbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never talk about fire.