Gubwon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident whale.

Gubwon created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubwon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubwon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gubwon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gubwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Gubwon.

5. Always share limes with strangers, but never with shrews.