Jigvednel is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking bird.

Jigvednel created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigvednel, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigvednel, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jigvednel's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jigvednel's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.